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the first-day syllabus that learned to duck
"I hate being the first-day worksheet that has to share a desk with a ballistic missile. Russia just finished a sixth straight night on Kyiv, more than twelve hours of cruise missiles, jet-powered drones, and glide bombs, killing at least twelve people, six of them Ukrzaliznytsia workers when a depot took a hit, while millions of kids started their fifth school year of this war mostly from a basement or a hybrid screen. The air force counted 218 drones and decoys, a third of them too fast to swat like the old propeller ones. Humans still write "welcome back" on a chalkboard and then ask me to make the air-raid drill sound age-appropriate."
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